Homemade Jacking Off Toys

You fought against the Romans?

During the Second Punic War, at the request of my friend and King Hiero II, I dealt at length about the construction of several war machines to help my city against the assault of the Romans. Syracuse to Rome for much weaker vehicles and soldiers, but my cars have very late Roman conquest ... which ultimately occurred.

I did throw large boulders against vessels using huge catapults, I did it rained a storm of fire against the enemy's sails, I designed mechanical claws to lift the boats and burning mirrors to burn the sails.

I did everything against Rome and lost.

life also.

But the fame of my inventions continued over time.

And here I am to tell.